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What do you get when you cross elephants with fish? Swimming Trunks.

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1. What’s the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

A well dressed man wears a suit a tired dog just pants.

2. Where’s the worst place to eat waffles on the beach?

San Diego

3. When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it's full groan.

4. If I see one more potato pun on here

I'm gonna mash my screen

5. I don't have a full-blown sexual deviance for Greek-style salad cheese alternatives, but it's certainly kink-adjacent

Fet-ish, for sure

6. My uncle died from a donut overdose 🍩

He's set to be Krispy Kreme-ated this Saturday

7. The old way of creating photos might be making a comeback.

This is a developing story.

8. [OC I think] What does a lesbian couple on their periods have in common with a surgeon?

Bloody scissors

9. Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?

Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?  . . . . . She was a mathmechicken.

10. Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith?

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith? . . . . As soon as he got the dog home, it made a bolt for the door.

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